I don’t typically dream. Rather, I don’t remember whatever it is I dream. Usually.
I dream if I oversleep. I don’t oversleep too much, so I don’t need to worry about them. They’re bizarre restless images that haunt me until I get out of bed. Not what a good night’s rest is made of.
To that end, I overslept this week. And had two bizarre dreams in succession.
The first one was basically a solicitation for a new comic, drawn by Ryan Stegman, and scripted by Jane Lynch with help from Rick Remender. Yup. I have no idea either. What makes it even weirder is that I don’t read Remender or Stegman. It’s not that I don’t like them, it’s a combination of a couple things, the biggest one being: I don’t have money. I also don’t really like the Hulk or She-Hulk, and I haven’t dipped into Fear Agent yet. I did start New X-Force, and that’s pretty awesome.
Still though, it’s been months since I thought about either creator. Jane Lynch I see weekly on Glee….but I have no idea what in my brain made me pair her with Remender as a writing partner.
But hey! This is where we get ideas for drawings!
You’ve got a space FrankenHulk that’s wearing a track suit. Probably exactly what the comic would be.
The second dream that I had involved Paul Tobin and Colleen Coover. I rear-ended them with my big ol’ Buick. I say rear-ended, but it was the tiniest little bump possible. Either way, Paul Tobin was not happy. I get it a little, their car was the Mach 5 after all. I’d get a little peeved too.
Even so, I’m still upset, Mr. Tobin was furious. He yelled at me a lot and I still want to cry thinking about it. It was pretty traumatizing. But I don’t know how to get over dream car accidents. I started by apologizing on twitter.
So even if I’m scared of Dream Paul Tobin (who had a huge beard) real life Paul Tobin is not trying to murder me with yelling. Phew. But it did reveal that Dream Paul Tobin is a thief! So I drew this:
This is what always happens when you steal the Mach 5. You know that that’s where Speed Racer stores young boys and monkeys! Be prepared to deal with them if you decide that you want to steal Speed Racer’s ride.
Thanks for stopping!