Six in and a loop hole was already uncovered! GMan from ComicVine suggested Howard the Duck. Well, the cynical little quack is still an animal, so I took up the suggestion:
Look at the poor little duckling! It’s got ashes all over him!
I’ve never actually read Howard the Duck so how timely is it that a mini-series cropped up with him and Spider-Man this September? Next time I’m at my comic shop I think I might snatch it up.