I can’t tell you how much I’m not surprised this is where I stopped on the 30 Characters challenge. I love this.
It all started because I realized that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.
People, HE’S AN EGG.
That meant something could be hatched from that famously clumsy protein product.
So I give you:
HUMPTY DUMPTY, The King of Fairyland
A pure gold T-Rex with fairy wings and crown? Hell and yes.
Those kings’ horses and men are f$%*ed. So hardcore.
If you’re wondering, this is the height of my ability. I will never do or think anything better than this. Till I die.
Thanks for stopping!